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10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud

Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!

1. "Stop licking the floor!"

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2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"

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3. "Get out from under my skirt!"

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4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?" 

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5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"

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6. "We don't smell each others' butts!" 

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7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."

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8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"

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9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"

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10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"

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Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!

 SHARING IS CARING! :)

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  • J on

    I’ve been told you were licking things in the bathroom. Were you licking things in the bathroom (urinal)? nods WE DO NOT LICK ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM!

  • Kerry on

    I teach Gr 12 Life Science and in response to a question my answer was no we do drugs in the second term.

  • Mindy on

    Boys stop playing with the balls! Boys ! If you don’t stop swinging your balls around the room, I am going to take them down! Next person that touches my balls gets detention! When you’ve had a long day and don’t realize what you’re saying and then realize that the solar system ‘balls’ you’re hanging, have just made you sound like a freak to anyone that could hear that in the hallway. Special Ed. and B.D. program.

  • Crisci on

    “No, you cannot dissect your classmate today. Not tomorrow either.” I teach 7th grade life science

  • Jean on

    Don’t throw Gino at the ceiling. The spider web is fine where it is.

  • Allison on

    “Goldfish crackers and seaweed snacks are now banned since none of you can get them from the package to your mouths.” Response from grade 8s – “Ya, fair enough.”
    “The next person to flip a plastic item of any kind will have recycling duty all week.”
    “Please don’t throw anymore babybel wax containers at the ceiling to see if they’ll stick… I’ll have to ban them like seaweed snacks and goldfish crackers.”
    “No, you’re ears look like they are symmetrical.”
    “Thanks to the person who left me the orange peels on my chair… I prefer the edible part of the orange as a gift in future.”
    “Please don’t cry where you pee… its smelly in there. Just ask to go for a walk if you need to.”
    “Who’s sock is this?” Response always: dead silence. Me: " someone wore this sock here today… everyone check your feet…"

  • s on

    Middle school classroom gets quiet…..you know something is going on but what……..quietly walk around the room – then you spot IT!!! "Ugghhhhhh, hands on the desk, hands on the desk!!!!



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