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10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud

Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!

1. "Stop licking the floor!"

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2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"

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3. "Get out from under my skirt!"

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4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?" 

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5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"

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6. "We don't smell each others' butts!" 

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7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."

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8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"

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9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"

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10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"

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Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!

 SHARING IS CARING! :)

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  • Andrea on

    Who pooped in the sink?

  • AMANDA on

    I have 2: “No you may not participate in individual ball play during class.” and “New rule… we keep our clothes on in English class” both were said during my collab English 12 class.

  • Kim on

    “No, no, please don’t glue that to your face.”

    Student had a plastic string from a carpet square- “Is that from the carpet? Don’t floss your teeth with it”

  • KJack on

    Please don’t glue Kleenex to your nose during class. This was to an 11th grade AP Lang student that saw on tumblr that Kleenex and elmers glue make biore pore strips…

  • Samantha on

    Said to 10th grade boy. “Stop playing with your tampon and get back to work”…a few minutes later this young man showed me that he had shoved the now unwrapped tampon into his water bottle. “We do not play with tampons and shove them into our water bottles during class.”

  • Kay Davidson on

    You know why I’m going to happy hour, right? Or…
    When teachers go to heaven, happy hour is all day long and hangovers don’t exist!

  • Sarah on

    “Okay let’s come back together to discuss…(looks at student) Are you dumb? SORRY I MEANT DONE!”



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