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10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud

Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!

1. "Stop licking the floor!"

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2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"

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3. "Get out from under my skirt!"

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4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?" 

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5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"

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6. "We don't smell each others' butts!" 

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7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."

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8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"

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9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"

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10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"

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Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!

 SHARING IS CARING! :)

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  • Carrie on

    “Go put your nuts in your drawers.” We were doing an art project where students were creating characters from small acorns. It was time for them to put their projects in their storage drawers.

  • WEndy on

    Do not staple the backpack to his shoulders

  • Jezabel on

    “Don’t throw rocks to yourself!”
    “Don’t tie your shoes together”
    “Don’t pick other people noses”
    “Go and wash yoir hands before asking me any question”

  • Ellen on

    “Your candy cane is not a weapon.”

    I said this to two 8th grade boys who were trying to sword fight with candy canes.

  • MIchelle on

    Why are your shoestrings wet?

  • Brian WHeeler on

    “Do NOT make a glove by covering your hand in elmer’s glue and letting it dry.” To a high school student.

  • Liz on

    “Well whoever told you they taste like melons was lying to-NO I SAID DONT PUT THE MARKER IN YOUR MOUTH!” She is a second grader. Yeah.



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