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10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud

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Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!

1. "Stop licking the floor!"

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2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"

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3. "Get out from under my skirt!"

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4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?" 

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5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"

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6. "We don't smell each others' butts!" 

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7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."

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8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"

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9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"

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10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"

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Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!

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  • T Att on

    Do you know what a that word means?
    The word was condom. The child was in 2nd grade.

  • Lori on

    I had a h.s. kid who wore shorts every day—no matter the weather. One day he showed up in jeans. I told him, “hey, I almost didn’t recognize you with pants on.”

  • Dee on

    “Yes, I imagine that the glitter is crunchy but that doesn’t make it a snack food.”

  • reggiero on

    no i will not help you make a taser.
    porn is not art.
    how did you just paint a fly?
    how many times do i have to say, NO PIPES OR BONGS !

  • Shelley Smith on

    Who is meowing?

  • Bethany on

    It is not ok to lick my toes

  • Jeanette on

    Please dont lick your classmates….teaching 6th grade!



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