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1. And Earth is the best planet in the world...
By those standards, you’re not wrong!
2. Endangered bald parrots.
Yo that parrot is creepy AF! Why is it on that flag???
3. What to do without spell check!
If you’ve left your parents’ house and pay your own bills then this holiday is for you!
Shortly thereafter, Odysseus and Jesus signed the Treaty of Versailles, and that is why we celebrate today!
5. No comment.
If only we could form a contented congress again. Those were magical times, but unfortunately those virgin singers are still dead.
6. President "Imeges" on the dollar bill.
You see kids, sometimes Google doesn’t work!
You’ve come a long way! A lot longer than we originally thought!
8. Math is important.
The extra eleven are for good luck!
9. Intelligent idea...
And I need the next day off to nurse my hangover! It should always be a Saturday!
10. Keep it real C-money!
Yo when he created dat joint, it was lit!
11. Someone fell asleep in American History class...
Wrong imperialist nation Tanner! Not a bad guess though.
12. Not false.
13. And I hate Mondays so...
Then it must be the 3rd!
14. Free taxi rides and dangerous tea, yup...
I would start a war too if people put tacks in my tea! That’s messed up! And if I got free taxis rides out of it- win win!
15. Faith in the future of humanity = 0