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23 Weird Things That Only Teachers Say Aloud at Work

 

When we asked the Bored Teachers community, "What are the weirdest things you've ever said at school?" we got the following hilarious responses, straight from the teacher's mouth. ENJOY!

If you haven't shared with us the weirdest thing YOU'VE ever said at school, then let us know in the comments for a chance to be featured in a future blog post!

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Things Teachers Say Weird Hearing Voices

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Things Teachers Say

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Things teachers say noises

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Things teachers say no more seconds

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Stop sniffing me things teachers say

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Things music teachers say

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Eating crayons rainbow Things teachers say

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Belly button Things teachers say

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F Words things teachers say

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Come on things teachers say

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boogers gross things teachers say

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Mosquito repellent things teachers say

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Stop licking the desk things teachers say

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Cell phone in class things teachers say

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burrito things teachers say

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kindergarten things teachers say

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things teachers say funny

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 stop rubbing my leg things teachers say

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read and follow directions things teachers say

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Vibrators off things teachers say

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things music teachers say funny

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stop playing with your balls things teachers say

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funny things art teachers say

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  • Laura Carr on

    “What did you say, Ms. C?” (always asked after I mutter something under my breath)
    “Oh, I was just answering the voices in my head. I mean, at least they actually listen and pay attention.” Sarcasm is such a lovely weapon when teaching high school :)

  • Susan on

    Stop licking the bottom of your shoe! Direction to a kindergarten student at circle time.

  • Anita on

    I never thought I would have to say, “We do not lick the electric pencil sharpener.”

  • Surani Joshua on

    “Please don’t lick the document camera.” (She ‘wanted to see her tongue magnified on the screen’) This will also be the title of my tell-all book one day LOL

  • Michele on

    I teach elementary music and I have said something similar. I said, “OK everyone, finger your A.” I had an assistant in the room who would immediately make eye contact and chime in, " Come on everyone, let’s all finger our a-holes!" ?

  • Carla Smith on

    Stop humping the file cabinet.

  • T. Naara on

    One of my 7th grade kids asked me: Teacher what does it mean godzilla?, it have the word god in the beginning.
    Me: A God level lizard , of course.



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