It’s the most wonderful… exhausting… chaotic time of the year.
1. The Great Sick Day Debate
I’m in the uncomfortable zone after a sick day where I’m trying to decide if I should go to the school and read the sub note or just continue convalescing on the couch. If I do the former, I might not sleep; if I do the latter, I definitely won’t sleep. Argh. #TeacherProblems
— ? Hams Gruber ? (@virtualham) December 4, 2019
2. Only LESSON-RELATED questions!
If you have your hand up to tell me about your elf on the shelf, put it down.
— Mary Kay Wigginton (@mk_wigginton) December 3, 2019
*all the hands go down*#teacherproblems
3. Analogy of the year.
going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
— hannah (@HANNAHFALLSHAND) November 26, 2018
4. Please, Taylor?
@taylorswift13 could you please write a song about personal responsibility so this generation can listen to it & take care of their shit? I will help start it off if you’d like…”do your homework, get to class, if you don’t, they’ll fail your ass…” #teacherproblems
— Lindsay Hobbs (@linzy_lou82) December 5, 2019
5. Weekends are for recharging.
Never fear!
— Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) December 2, 2019
All the papers I took home to grade were left unharmed by any markings. #teacherproblems
6. Deep breaths…
When you finish a half hour power point on Italian city states and one of the students asks “should we be looking up info on Venice, Florida or Venice, Italy” #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/wT6kXpyC0I
— rich schellhase (@richschellhase) December 4, 2019
7. Are you kidding me?
When a student walks in late because of “traffic” #teachers #teacherproblems #BabyYodaFever pic.twitter.com/7fYJRkLRmp
— Art Licon (@ArtLicon) December 3, 2019
8. Glitter everywhere.
Glitter is the bane of my existence at the moment. #teacherproblems
— Amanda Attales (@TeachMsA) December 4, 2019
9. #NewGenerationProblems
Student insult of the day:
— Kurtis Davis (@CaptKurt84) December 4, 2019
“Dude, you’re gonna end up dropping out of high school and becoming a Sound Cloud rapper.” ??? #teacherproblems #middleschoollife
10. WHYYY??
It’s time for the End of Semester Tradition: Wondering WHY I assigned all this stuff knowing I had to grade it all? #TeacherProblems
— Dr. Zayna N. Bizri (@gunsandgams) December 3, 2019
11. Yup, you actually need to do SOMETHING.
Shocked my students today by telling them they may need to study if they want to do well on tests… #teacherlife #teacherproblems
— tired teacher mom (@tired_teacher_m) December 5, 2019
12. #TeacherProblems
Me: Jose is that hand sanitizer in your hair?
— ?Stinky Bells? (@StinkyVanilla) December 3, 2019
Jose: no
Me: then why did you google “is hand sanitizer bad for hair?”#teacherproblems #9thgrade