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There are certain things that really grind a teacher’s gears, whether it is questions from students, comments from parents, demands from admin, or simply the realities of teacher life. Here some of the funniest #Teacherproblems we found teachers blasting out on Twitter. Enjoy!
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#teacherproblems
— Mr. Gil (@mrgil77) May 15, 2019
Me: *assigned project 6 weeks ago
Me: *reminded student every week when it was due
Me: *put countdown to deadline on board
Me: *emailed parents about project 4 times
Student: “Wait, that’s due tomorrow?!” pic.twitter.com/KuYQfePPoc
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The proverbial question that teachers all over the world get this time in the school year causing stress, anger, resentment, and tears:
— Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) May 16, 2019
“How do I get my grade up?”#teacherproblems
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When you keep taking the time to make lesson plans but you still end up improvising like 90% of the time…?? #teacherlife #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/wl2AQieyii
— Fotini (@23ophelia) May 15, 2019
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Sam, we don’t even make the babysitter wage; that would actually be a pay increase #TeacherProblems #KentuckyTeachers
— Renee (@raceangel8138) May 16, 2019
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3 things I do in a school day that almost equate to the time I spend teaching:
— Beth Costar (@BCostarTeach) May 17, 2019
1) Tell pre-teens & teens to tuck their shirt in.
2) Trip over school bags & bruise myself on desks
3) Pick up posters off the floor that have fallen off the wall & stick them back up. #teacherproblems
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Death by Axe Bodyspray ?#TeacherProblems
— HS Teacher Problems (@HSTeachrProbs) May 8, 2019
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okay it’s time for summer cause this whole recess sandal tan line situation needs to go #teacherproblems
— Courtney Page (@courtney_ryan_) May 15, 2019
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When you are out in public and the #teacher in you comes out on someone else’s child #teacherproblems #parentyourkid #annoyed
— Lindsey Soucie (@LindseySoucie) May 19, 2019
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Being a hydrated teacher is a sport. ? #teacherproblems
— Erique Be (@EriqueBerry) April 9, 2019
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People who feel the need to hit reply all for every email. #pettyteachercomplaint
— Melanie (@Melanie_Bella_) May 8, 2019
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I’m just a teacher not wanting to live paycheck to paycheck. #teacherproblems
— Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) May 1, 2019
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When you reward yourself with chocolate after a long day and realize it’s only 8 in the morning. #teacherlife #teacherproblems
— Jacqueline Davis (@jaclyndavis01) May 17, 2019
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I think I may have a whiteboard marker hoarding problem. I found three in my handbag, two in my pencil case and one in my pocket. I’m also positive there’s three on my desk at home. #teacherproblems #StrathPGDE
— Miss McEleney (@MissMceleney) May 16, 2019
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Today I had to help a 17 year old get slime out of her hair! I thought I was teaching high school, not 2nd grade ??♀️?
— Julie McClung (@JLMcClung) April 17, 2019
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As a teacher, it’s always awkward when you go for a Sunday afternoon pint with a colleague and see all your students + their parents. #teacherproblems
— Signore Sammy (@signoresammybkk) May 12, 2019
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My husband put my wine glass in the dishwasher before I was done, and now I am thinking of calling a lawyer. #teacherproblems
— Myriam Schulze (@SchulzeTeach) May 18, 2019
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It’s literally a game of parent-email-roulette at this point.
— Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) May 17, 2019
What shall the teacher get blamed for next? #teacherproblems #endoftheyear
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Confession: I’ve jammed a copier and left it. ??♀️ #teacherproblems
— Maire Cervenak (@MaireCervenak) April 11, 2019
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Today, I had a student smell my knees. First one, then the other. It made me super self conscious. Do my knees smell okay? Are smelly knees a thing? Do they smell from kneeling in the hall working on that mural? I have so many questions! ??♀️#tweetablekids #teacherproblems
— Mrs. Procter (@Tiff_Procter) May 17, 2019
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That moment when your doctor tells you to cut down on caffeine, and all you can say is “But I’m a teacher…” #teacherproblems
— Tina Hutcheson (@tmhutch97) May 11, 2019
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When becoming a preschool teacher nobody ever told me one of the requirements of the job was to get sick 24/7 #teacherproblems
— jami dee (@jamiidouglas) May 12, 2019
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I so want to get a pair, but since the majority of the teens I teach wear them, I just look like the middle age teacher trying to act way younger than I am. #teacherproblems
— Parenting Matters (@ParentingMatte1) May 17, 2019
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Day #165 of school out of 180 days is not the time to ask how your child is doing in my class. Especially at Open House. Just saying #teacherproblems
— Gina Marie (@grafatti4) May 17, 2019
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What teaching mistake did you make today? I decided to blow up a beach ball in front of the 8th grade. Took me a minute to realize their excited encouragement to “Blow Blow!” had nothing to do with the beach ball progress…#middleschool #teacherproblems #mistakes
— Caryn B (@miss_bartley) May 15, 2019
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If you find a paperclip in your boot, you just might be a teacher ? #teacherlife #teacherproblems
— Mrs. Procter (@Tiff_Procter) May 11, 2019
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“I said no” – me being the fun teacher I always dreamt I would be.#teacherproblems
— TeacherProblems (@Blond_Teacher) May 1, 2019
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Students can officially start to see final grades now, so it’s time for me to go hide down in my bunker until the misplaced anger and guilt trips start pouring into my inbox. See you all on the other side. #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/srUdNUO8Pw
— Lindsay Alexis Hobbs (@linzy_lou82) May 14, 2019
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I wonder if I’ll grow out of feeling sad when I pick up my mug and I’ve already finished all my tea. #teacherproblems #teacherlife
— Rosie Birks (@RosieBirks) May 16, 2019
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Got 11 bucks left on last year’s massage gift card. Wonder if I can pop in for a 5 minute foot rub…#teacherproblems
— Mary Kay Wigginton (@mk_wigginton) May 11, 2019
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My student loans to get a PhD in Education are twice the amount of my salary as an Assistant Professor,PhD in Education. ?The “teacher life” is not sustainable when it costs more to learn than to teach. ?????? #TeacherWorth #TeamDrLara #TeacherAppreciationWeek #teacherproblems
— Lara Searcy, PhD-NBCT (@LaraSearcy112) April 24, 2019
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I only got ‘fired’ by my kindergartener once today, so I would say it was a success! ???#teacherproblems
— Ally Nielsen (@a_nielsen13) May 14, 2019
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