1. And Earth is the best planet in the world…

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By those standards, you’re not wrong!

2. Endangered bald parrots.

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Yo, that parrot is creepy AF! Why is it on that flag???

3. What to do without spell check!

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If you’ve left your parents’ house and pay your own bills then this holiday is for you!

4. Remember…

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Shortly thereafter, Odysseus and Jesus signed the Treaty of Versailles, and that is why we celebrate today!

5. No comment.

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If only we could form a contented congress again. Those were magical times, but unfortunately, those virgin singers are still dead.

6. President “Imeges” on the dollar bill.

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You see kids, sometimes Google doesn’t work!

7. Hmm…

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You’ve come a long way! A lot longer than we originally thought!

8. Math is important.

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The extra eleven is for good luck!

9. Intelligent idea…

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And I need the next day off to nurse my hangover! It should always be a Saturday!

10. Keep it real C-money!

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Yo when he created dat joint, it was lit!

11. Someone fell asleep in American History class…

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Wrong imperialist nation Tanner! Not a bad guess though.

12. Not false.

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Obviously.

13. And I hate Mondays so…

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Then it must be the 3rd!

14. Free taxi rides and dangerous tea, yup…

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I would start a war too if people put tacks in my tea! That’s messed up! And if I got free taxi rides out of it, win-win!

15. Faith in the future of humanity = 0

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Both.

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Jane Morris_author photoThis article was written by Jane Morris — author of the bestselling book: Teacher Misery. Connect with her on Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr.