Kindergartners love a good joke, and the bonus of telling jokes to kindergartners is that they are easy to make laugh. Knock knock jokes are a great way to bring some laughter into your classroom and they also encourage kindergartners to engage with you and others as they respond to your joking prompts. Here are 100 hilarious knock knock jokes to tell today.

Jokes with Animals

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Geese. Geese who? Geese who is at the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Just lion on your doorstep waiting for you to let me in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Some bunny who wants to come inside!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter. Will you write back?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupt—? Moooooo!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play this game!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee a dear and wash the dishes.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken up on you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whale. Whale who? Whale, whale, whale, I see some kids who love knock knock jokes.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger with ketchup and mustard.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you were home so I came over!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose. It’s running!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? Quack open the door and see who it is!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, you say it kangaroo.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat the door and find out!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes end?

Jokes with Foods

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in before I freeze!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door. I want to come in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies! Do you want some?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the TV. I can’t hear it!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget me out here! Open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I’ve seen you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing really loud. Can you hear me?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waffle. Waffle who? Stop waffling around the open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco you later. You’re taking too long to open the door!

Jokes with Weather, Plants, and Seasons

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? I shore hope you love knock knock jokes!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you care to hear another knock knock joke?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? It’s snow use! You’ll never open the door.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you asking questions for? Just open up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? It’s tree-mendous to see you today!

Jokes with Names

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? I was Justin the neighborhood and thought I would stop by.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey still need to tell knock knock jokes?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirely you know me by now!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson on TV today?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda come out and play?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom! Open up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t work! Let me in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I would make a silly face to make you laugh, but I’m trying a knock knock joke instead!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you would open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah a good place to play?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire a path! I’m coming in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie the magic word!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a dollar if you open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to let me in?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda the one I’m visiting today!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you open the door?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? The Doris is locked! I can’t get in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? You Sherlock your door tight!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prise!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Saul. Saul who? Saul the jokes there are!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and I can’t get in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2-D2.

Jokes with Places

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya open the door?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would come out and play!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Francis. Francis who? Francis a country in Europe.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way here!

Just Plain Punny!

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us so open up!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Ok. W-H-O.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? There is nobel. That’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone what to let me in?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watts. Watts who? Watts for dinner? I’m hungry!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No, thank you. I prefer walnuts.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tatt. Tatt who? I’m too young to get a tattoo!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police open the door!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way to the playground?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? I’m happy that you’re so glad to see me!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira member you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you are doing and let me in!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess who it is!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold out here!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? I have yeti another knock knock joke.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind. This is pointless.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vader. Vader who? See you Vader!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? You must be so excited to see me!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? Opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to let me come in.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bless. Bless who? I didn’t even sneeze!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? *SILENCE*
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Love. Love who? Love you too!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later!

School can be so serious, but few of these knock knock jokes will help your students relax and have a good laugh before getting back to the business of learning.