When the general public looks at a teacher, they see cool, calm and collected. Teachers usually have a smile on their face and can multitask like no other profession. On the inside, teachers are juggling no less than 27 things at a time. When one little ball drops, it is enough to make them lose their sanity! Give yourself a point for each time your sanity has been tested by one of these daily occurrences.
- When the phone rings and the students all yell, “PHONE! THE PHONE IS RINGING!” Really?
- Conversations with administrators that start with, “You wouldn’t mind” and end with, “would you?”
- When students use a pencil that is less than one inch long when there are a jillion brand new pencils ready for the taking and then complain that their hands hurt.
- That nerve grating sound of students squishing empty water bottles…during a lesson.
- Long. Pointless. Meetings.
- Paperwork. ‘Nuff said.
- When colleagues stop you in the hall and ask what the email you sent said. Um… READ IT!
- When one student starts humming but you can’t figure out who it is.
- Parents who are radio silent all year, despite your request for a conference, and then pop out of the woodwork the last week of school wanting “more help.”
- Pouring your heart and soul into a lesson to be observed by your administrator…and they cancel.
- Giving the directions six times, having the students repeat those directions, and then hearing, “What do we do?”
- Meltdowns. Usually from other teachers.
- Constant demands from the powers that be. Refer to number 2.
- Colleagues who don’t seem to understand classroom volume control right next door.
- Fire drills.
- Fire drills scheduled for 1:15 that don’t actually happen until 1:45.
- Jammed. Copy. Machines. Literal sanity stealers.
- The never-ending saga of intermittent internet.
- The question, “Did I miss anything important?” when a student has been absent for 3 days.
- The word pivot.
- The word asynchronous.
- Also the word synchronous.
- Glitter.
- Sliding into the parking lot with 12 seconds to spare before the bell rings and someone has parked in your (reserved) spot.
- Full moons.
- When you find the PERFECT teacher planner…and they discontinue it the next year.
- The comment “It must be nice to get off work at 3:00!”
- Cell phones that ring during class…
- When a parent calls and interrupts your teaching and starts the conversation with, “I emailed you 15 minutes ago but you didn’t get back to me.”
- Pinterest. Let’s be real, it is impossible to achieve those classrooms.
- When SOMEONE writes on the whiteboard with a permanent marker…especially when that someone is you.
- The fun game of “what temperature will my classroom be today?”
- When half the class asks to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after lunch.
- When YOU have to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after lunch.
- Sub shortages. Guaranteed loss of sanity.
- Decaffeinated anything. Why is that stuff even legal?
- Rainy day schedules when it is barely sprinkling. Trust me, those babies are not going to melt.