As teachers, we grade and write until our hand eventually develops carpal tunnel and falls off. If we are going to do that much writing, why not have writing utensils that make you chuckle and feel like a boss? Here are the pens, and pencils that will brighten your days and make putting pen to paper a bit more enjoyable. 

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1. For when you need a reminder that you are basically Beyonce…

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These sleek and classy pencils will remind you that you are an incredibly capable teacher who can do all the things! Never forget the inspiring things you do on a daily basis when you use these pencils. 

2. If Dwight Shrute is your spirit animal…

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All “Office” fans need these fabulous colored pencils. With names like “That’s What She Red” and “Threat Level Midnight”, you’ll be instantly transported back to the time when Michael Scott was the world’s best boss. Using these will make you realize that your life is slightly better than one lived in a poorly lit cubicle in Scranton.  

3. If you want to sparkle like a vampire in the sun…

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These high-quality, stellar-rated pens come in a pack of 16. You can absolutely change out the pattern or the color depending on the mood of your majesty. Bring one of these diamond-encrusted pens to a staff meeting if you want to be the most extra and fabulous teacher that ever existed!

4. If you want a classic with some flair…

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Look…we already know that Ticonderoga’s are the absolute BEST when it comes to durable, long-lasting pencils. Switch things up a bit by getting this neon pack that arrives with the pencils already sharpened. It literally is every teacher’s dream!

5. If the name “Regina George” rings a bell…

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“You can’t sit with us!”. If “Mean Girls” pop culture references are kind of your thing, then these bad boys are for you. Looking at some of the most iconic movie quotes will put a smile on your caffeinated face. 

6. If you want a pen to do your job for you…

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With the push of a button, these black, red, and blue pens say different versions of “no”. Do you have students who ask you the same inane questions fifty thousand times? Your pen can come back with “I said NO!”. If you are having a lazy day, let these pens do the talking for you!

7. If you feel like cheating a bit on your favorite…

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Listen…I know we all love our flair pens. However, InkJoys are where it is at! These colorful pens write oh so smoothly and they dry SUPER fast. Grading papers has never been so fun!

8. If you were voted “most likely to get fired for cursing at a student”…

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Should you keep these pencils lying around where your students can find them? NO. Should you keep them in a drawer and use them during your prep? Abso-bleeping-lutely! If f-bombs are kinda your thing, you should probably snap these up ASAP. 

9. If mechanical pencils are your thing…

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These top-rated pencils are perfect for teachers and artists alike! Unlike other pencils, the lead in these pencils is drop resistant and VERY hard to break. The metal body of this sleek pencil leads to fatigue-free writing.  This pencil is so great that if you are not satisfied, you get a refund or a replacement… no questions asked!

10. If you want to be the poshest teacher in all the land…

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Add a bit of stylish flair into your day with this pack of three gold, silver, and rose gold pens. They write oh so smoothly and they look effortlessly chic when paired with a crisp manicure. 

11. If you are someone who makes a lot of mistakes when you put pen to paper…

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This 36 pack comes in a variety of smooth writing colors to suit your grading needs. The best part? They are fully erasable! No more scribbling things on rubrics or on assignments!

12. If calligraphy is your not so hidden talent…

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These dual-tipped brushes are perfect for teachers whose lettering looks damn near perfect. A complimentary hand-lettering book is included, so this set is perfect for beginners and non-beginners alike. 

13. If you are looking to add some rustic chic colored pencils into your mix…

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Why get standard colored pencils when you can get this cute set that is made from ACTUAL TREE BRANCHES! Use for drawing, coloring, or grading either indoors or outdoors. There are incredibly reliable and won’t break or crack easily. 

14. If your classroom pencils seem to disappear faster than your monthly paycheck…

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Get this incredibly cheap set of pre-sharpened pencils STAT so you don’t have to hunt down every student who “accidentally” steals a pencil out of your already dwindling supply.  

15. If you want to stick with a classic but add a bit of “flair”…

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Fear not! Grab your favorite smear and fade-resistant pens in limited edition colors! These tried and true pens won’t bleed through your papers and they won’t fray at the tip.

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Top 15 Pens & Pencils That Will Brighten Any Teacher's Day