Only 1 week left of school until the long-awaited winter break arrives. It’s all about crowd control until then and “teacher tired” is at an all-time high. But don’t take our word for it, here’s the proof on Twitter…
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Just checked my stash – I have *4* unsharpened pencils left (and they’re Ticonderogas!!), and 5.5 days until #winterbreak. Can I make it without a trip to Staples before next Friday?? ?✏️
— Dave Nemetz (@MrNemetzMPMS) December 13, 2019
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Early Christmas gift from a student. I’m officially a LEGO. ? #teacherlife @ihadztotweet @Mrs_DeeBuck pic.twitter.com/KNY5rcwgpF
— John Ball (@mrballhistory) December 13, 2019
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When you’re walking home from work and realise you actually drove today ? ?#teacherlife
— Rachael Lehr (@rachaellehr) December 12, 2019
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Teaching between Thanksgiving and Christmas should count as a marathon. #teachertwitter #TEACHERlife
— Byron Davis (@books_adventure) December 12, 2019
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Student absent from last class: “Did I miss anything?”
— Teachers Off Task (@teachersofftask) December 12, 2019
Me: …*reflective silence…
Me: “Nah bro. We were so distraught by your absence that we watched a TedTalk about how to handle loss and then played checkers for the remainder of the class.” #TeacherLife
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“Ms. Teacher, my mom wants to know if you like light or purple grapes…”
— Things Middle Schoolers Say (@ThingsMSKidsSay) December 10, 2019
* contemplative pause *
“She means wine doesn’t she?”#teacherlife
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It’s not #5amwritersclub specific but many of you (like me) are teachers. Feeling for you today! ? #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/tkpKdC91jw
— SarahSaysWrite (@SarahSaysWrite) December 13, 2019
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Actual footage of me trying to make it winter break. #amteaching #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/V6cyIuqVQj
— ?✨Madison Wheatley ✨? (@mwheatleywriter) December 12, 2019
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Middle school bathroom stall. It’s hard ya’ll. #middleschool #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/AaFUySGW63
— Tracie Loux (@tracieloux) December 13, 2019
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Student quote of the day: “Mr. You look less fat than yesterday.” Uh, thanks? #teacherlife
— Zack Hartzman (@HeyListenGames_) December 9, 2019
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If you have your hand up to tell me about your elf on the shelf, put it down.
— Mary Kay Wigginton (@mk_wigginton) December 3, 2019
*all the hands go down*#teacherproblems
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There’s just something about that number that screams, “Clean out your inbox!!!” #emails #teacherlife pic.twitter.com/uy5FizoqFm
— Tina Mowrey ?️? ??? (@tmowtx) December 13, 2019
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Studying a novel with 3rd years, that has an elderly man.
— Shellers Ní M (@shellsbells_XD) December 12, 2019
Student: “I wonder what it’s like to be old”
Me: ‘yea it must be very hard for people!’
Student: “no Miss, I’m asking you. You’re old. So, what’s it like to be old?”
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And he was DEADLY serious!?#teacherlife #aulone pic.twitter.com/9m196qHgqB
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I just watched one of my students eat eraser shavings off of his desk.
— Ashleigh Pope (@_JustAsh) December 13, 2019
Send help. #ChristmasBreak#TeacherTwitter #TiredTeacher
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One of my kiddos today:
— Tiffany Coleman (@MrsTiffColeman) December 12, 2019
“This book is black and white like from the olden days.”
Me: “Huh?!”
S: “You know, like in the 80’s when there was no color!”
Me: ?”I’m from the 80’s” ?
S: “Wowwwwww!”
?????♀️??♀️ ?#teacher #teachertwitter
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In life they say if you pick up a piece of garbage off the ground and throw it away, it’s good karma.
— TwentyFive – Eight (@TwentyFive8te) December 12, 2019
So … I wonder what picking up pencils does? How many of them did you pick up today? #teachertwitter #shrinkthelist #teacher #education #WednesdayVibes pic.twitter.com/4sMju0yqhE
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Made my first baby yoda meme. #teacherlife #babyoda #teachertwitter pic.twitter.com/lTnOSQUlci
— Fatima (@2fightlikeagirl) December 7, 2019
Also read: 16 Hilarious Tweets About What It’s Like to Teach in December